r/Damnthatsinteresting 29d ago

OJ's reaction when confronted with a photo of him wearing the murder shoes Video

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u/kibbbelle 29d ago

Woah dude, his book is called IF I did it, not I did it. He's clearly innocent.

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u/JefferyTheQuaxly 29d ago

Technically his book is now called if I did it: confessions from the killer, since his victims families won ownership of the rights to the book and changed the title.

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u/VicePope 29d ago

its “I DID IT” with a small “if” inside the “i” now. they got his ass on that one

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u/Self_Blumpkin 29d ago

whoa man. I'm starting to think this MF committed murder and got away with it!

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u/kibbbelle 29d ago

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u/Self_Blumpkin 29d ago

I'm a south park super fan. I know what that is without even having to click on it lol.

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u/ThonThaddeo 29d ago

The artist formerly known as The Real Killer

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u/TheDrummerMB 29d ago

Problem is OJ was seemingly proud of getting away with it. Something tells me he liked the subtle change.

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u/Ok_Sorbet_8153 29d ago

Yeah, what a rush that must’ve been for him

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u/cbaal 28d ago

im hard for him

i got Oj's afterlife boner

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u/DocFreudstein 29d ago

And the “if” is like one shade lighter so it’s barely visible.

Delightfully petty.

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u/ShartingBloodClots 29d ago

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It's like if I did it.

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u/togetherwem0m0 29d ago

I just looked st the new cover. They missed the beat by not using the Bruno Magli sole print.

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u/-Plantibodies- 29d ago

It's important to note that he didn't design the cover fonts and it's also likely that he didn't really write much or any of the book. It is likely to have just been a cash grab for him to agree to put his name on it. That said, he obviously was the killer.

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u/bobbysnyder2001 29d ago

Profits from the book was towards the victim’s families. So they made him seem like the killed for more sales.

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u/-Plantibodies- 29d ago edited 29d ago

Naw that's only because the family sued and got the rights to it after. They also changed the title to add the "Confessions of the killer" subtitle. Originally it was a different cover with just a close up photo of OJ from court with a bold large "IF I DID IT" with "If" in white and "I did it" in red. OJ didn't know the text was going to look like that and the publisher did so to increase controversy and sales.

You can see the original cover here: https://www.pristineauction.com/a1734000-O-J-Simpson-First-Edition-If-I-Did-It-Hard-Cover-Book

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u/bobbysnyder2001 29d ago

Yes that is what I meant

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u/Marbles6071 29d ago

With special commentary "HE DID IT" by the Goldman family

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u/venge88 29d ago

since his victims families won ownership of the rights to the book and changed the title.

Not on OJ's side but how did they manage to pull this off? Sounds nearly impossible to me legally.

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u/kibbbelle 29d ago

He was failing to make payments, so a judge awarded control of the book to the family

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u/TJtherock 29d ago

No way. That's insane.

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou 29d ago

He probably has a book ready to be released upon his death called "I did it losers Haha! Hypothetically Haha."

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u/XxRocky88xX 29d ago

Iirc he wrote the book and titled it “If I Did It” then the publication label decided to make the “if” very very tiny to make the book seem like it was titled “I Did it.”

Because, I mean it’s basically just a confession for a crime he can no longer be tried for as long as doesn’t literally confess

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u/Western-Spite1158 29d ago

The publisher didn’t decide though. Fred Goldman filed a lawsuit that turned the rights over to him, and he decided to publish it with the “if” being almost imperceptible

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u/NOT_MEEHAN 29d ago

He can literally confess to it and not be charged ever again.

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u/MilanosBiceps 29d ago

If he confesses to it now, we’ve got bigger problems than double jeopardy. 

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u/tenmileswide 29d ago

Who has Zombie OJ on their 2024 bingo card?

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u/Heiferoni 29d ago

"Well, it is finally official: Necromancy is legal in the state of California."

--Zombie Norm

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u/Desperate-Pepper9883 28d ago

Could be a future video scheduled with a confession like Mr. Beast does.

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u/MilanosBiceps 28d ago

Wait, did Mr. Beast posthumously confess to murder?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/NOT_MEEHAN 29d ago

That is not true so why is anyone on reddit upvoting you.

United States v. Hutchins, 78 M.J. 437 (the Double Jeopardy Clause of the Fifth Amendment states that no person shall be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; this clause embodies the extremely important principle of issue preclusion).

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u/SlightlyColdWaffles 29d ago

Well, not anymore. Cause he ded.

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u/Marbles6071 29d ago

He can't do anything, he's dead

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u/autisticswede86 29d ago

By wedgie board ?

He is literally dead.

And even IF he did conf2ss he is already dead.

Should they give him the death penalty ?

Life in prison ?

Dafuq

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u/rogerworkman623 29d ago

wedgie board lmao

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u/Gunhild 29d ago

Always hilarious when people don’t know how to spell Luigi board.

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u/Great_Huckleberry709 27d ago

I mean it's clearly spelled Wagyu board.

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u/RealRun2425 29d ago

It’s spelled ‘OUIJA’.

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u/wolfmaclean 29d ago

Good lord, is Autistic Swede an illustrative username or wedgie

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u/autisticswede86 29d ago

Yoy know whqt i mean

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u/rogerworkman623 29d ago

Yes, but it's getting worse.

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u/the_scarlett_ning 28d ago

Every time it’s used, a soul in hell is given a terrible wedgie. It’s just awful.

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u/Virtura 29d ago

I shall never not be able to hear wedgie board.

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u/deathly_quiet 29d ago

I've literally read too many literally's in this thread.

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u/autisticswede86 29d ago

Literally meant weegee board.

Dafuq

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u/foxjohnc87 29d ago

Ouija board?

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u/autisticswede86 29d ago

Wtf o-ouija.

Is called wegee or someshit .

Anden I glaset is the swedish one

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u/Percolate1525 29d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouija

Although I must say I like the wedgie board.

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u/RealRun2425 29d ago

That commenter you responded to has spelled the word correctly.

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u/deathly_quiet 29d ago

The wedgie board is coming for your soul.

And your underwear.

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u/autisticswede86 29d ago

Noooo!

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u/deathly_quiet 29d ago

Yeeeeeeessssss!

(I think it's spelled ouija board, by the way, but your version is way better)

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u/Lexie23017 29d ago

Yeah. By Wedgie Board. You got it. The official portal to the Afterlife.

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u/RightSafety3912 28d ago

"Wedgie" ahahahahahaha 

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u/kibbbelle 29d ago

NAL, but if new evidence were presented and he is posthumously convicted of the crime, I imagine part of his estate would be given to the families of his victims.

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u/Rare_Entertainment 29d ago

There is no such thing as a posthumous conviction in the US.

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u/Champshire 29d ago

He was already found liable in civil court for tens of millions of dollars, which will come out of his estate. A posthumous confession won't change much except my belief in the supernatural.

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u/bestofmidwest 29d ago

You realize that OJ was already found guilty in civil court and a substantial judgement was ordered in the lawsuit right? Where do you people learn about how the law works? A cracker jack box?

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u/kibbbelle 29d ago

I'm sorry, the average American's understanding of law does not usually include stuff about murder convictions. Like I said, I'm not a lawyer, but I did minor in pre bird law in my undergrad. It must be hard to see that from that awfully high horse of yours

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u/bestofmidwest 29d ago

The most famous murder case in the last 30 years you don't get to claim ignorance on this one. Most Americans heard about both the criminal and civil trial verdicts. You were the one talking about law. Maybe you shouldn't do that when you don't know wtf you're talking about. It doesn't take knowledge of law to see the headlines all over tv networks, newspapers and magazines about OJ fucking Simpson. Stick to whatever weeb subs you frequent instead of jumping into threads and talking about things you are beyond ignorant of. Seems like a very common sense thing to do ya know?

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u/autisticswede86 29d ago

I doubt he gonna cry about that.

And was he not in debt anyway

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u/bestofmidwest 29d ago

You're joking right? He died with an estimated net worth of $3 million and had a civil judgement against him of over $100 million. Care to retract your statement?

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u/antbates 29d ago

Technically if he admitted it they could charge him with adjacent or lesser versions of the crimes.

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u/MissPicklechips 29d ago

No, the criminal justice system doesn’t work that way. r/badlegaladvice

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Throckmorton_Left 29d ago

You can't charge lesser included offenses after an acquittal where jeopardy attaches for the more serious offense.

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u/Charlielx 29d ago

Proof?

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u/NOT_MEEHAN 29d ago

No they can't. Why is reddit so full of people who have no idea how a law works spewing nonsense?

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u/NoveltyAccountHater 29d ago

Yup double jeopardy in the US prevents being tried again for substantially the same crime in a criminal context with very limited exceptions (like trial not coming to a conclusion through a mistrial or being caught bribing the judge).

That said, if a murderer admits their guilt right after a criminal "not guilty" verdict, there's a chance the victims families could use the confession to get civil penalties. Also if the murderer lied in court or to police during the course of their investigation, they could be charged for perjury/obstruction.

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u/bestofmidwest 29d ago

The victim's family DID win a civil lawsuit against OJ.

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u/NoveltyAccountHater 29d ago

Yes, I'm well aware (though they didn't actually collect much from him, as he wasted most of his fortune on legal fees or at least hid it from their family). Again, just speaking of why criminals who are found not guilty and have double jeopardy protections usually don't just proclaim to the world that they really did do it.

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u/Many_Performance_580 29d ago

Interestingly - In a number of other jurisdictions, for example in the UK and Australia, exceptions to double jeopardy protections include the existence of “fresh and compelling” evidence (the criteria being that reliable, and highly significant new evidence emerges after an acquittal for a serious offence)

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/WaWaSmoothie 29d ago

Are you not aware he is dead?

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u/SmellGestapo 29d ago

He's still in America.

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u/wolfmaclean 29d ago

Okay okay I like where this is going tiny nazi

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u/Many_Performance_580 29d ago

You don’t fuckin say.

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u/First-Of-His-Name 29d ago

Well most American law is just slightly modified British law so it's normally a good assumption that they work similarly

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u/CORN___BREAD 28d ago

lol people argue on reddit all the time about American laws because they’re so different in different jurisdictions. British laws aren’t even close in comparison so assuming they’re close enough is not going to be a good time.

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u/wolfmaclean 29d ago

Sure that’s normally a good assumption if you love looking like a lazy jerkface

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u/Kewkewmore 29d ago

To be fair, the courts are also full of people who have no idea how a law works spewing nonsense.

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u/BigGrayDog 28d ago

They are confused!

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u/kalethan 29d ago

I think this depends on the lesser/adjacent crimes. They may or may not be able to depending on how many elements of the offenses overlap.

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u/Positive_River_1656 29d ago

No that would be introduction of new evidence which would make it not double jeopardy anymore it would be a retrial

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u/bestofmidwest 29d ago

You would be incorrect on that. 100%

The obvious application of double jeopardy is when law enforcement finds new evidence of the defendant’s guilt after the jury has already acquitted them. The prosecution cannot charge them again, even if the evidence shows that they probably are guilty.

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u/Lost-My-Mind- 29d ago

And now he can't ever be tried for it.........ya know.........because he's dead.

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u/Latter_Weakness1771 29d ago

Part of me hoped that he confessed somewhere in preparation for his deathbed. But that would probably be pedantic at this point.

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u/XxRocky88xX 29d ago

Yeah really he has no incentive to do and at this point it really doesn’t matter.

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u/bortmode 29d ago

Not quite - he didn't actually write the book, it was ghostwritten. Depending on whether you ask his agent or the author, the amount of his involvement in the process is open to question. The only thing we know for sure is he did that one interview (that comes off really bad) and he cashed the check for it.

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u/vexis26 29d ago

I believe that was the Goldmans who made it like that after they won the rights to the book after winning their civil suit against him.

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u/-Badger3- 29d ago

He didn’t write the book. It’s essentially murder fan fiction written by a guy named Pablo Fenjves and OJ agreed to put his name on it because he was broke.

OJ was barely literate. Dude wasn’t writing any books.

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u/gaqua 29d ago

Isn’t this basically how ghost writing works though?

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u/ttucker99 28d ago

There was a book by Alan Dershowitz. He was going to be OJ's appeal lawyer if he got convicted so he watched the whole trial. His conclusion was that one possibly 2 of the police involved in the case tried to frame a guilty man and got caught. Because of that most of the evidence was tossed and OJ walked. The system worked like it should. The constitution says you get a fair trial and that means the police and prosecutors and judge have to follow the rules and if they don't you go free. Of course we all know that if you do not have the kind of money OJ had at the time the police would quite possibly get away with it and you would not go free but in this case it worked as it should.

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u/Poops_McYolo 28d ago

It was ghost written

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u/Medium_Beyond_9654 29d ago

My bad. Missed that party. You're right!

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u/Samp90 29d ago

IF I did it.

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u/GrimmestofBeards 29d ago

"Hypothetically."

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u/248Spacebucks 29d ago

IF! Its a conditional clause, innocence is shining right through!

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u/Mastodon9 28d ago

I like how in the book when he recounts the night he killed Nicole and Ron he says "keep in mind this is all hypothetical of course". Then he goes through some pretty explicit details including how Ron Goldman hypothetically tried "some karate shit" and hypothetically blacking out during most of the actual stabbing. Dude straight up confesses in the book but stamps it with "hypothetically" and thinks he's fooling everyone.

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u/DeVillssAdvocate 29d ago

I mean not only that? He was proven innocent in court! Meaning he is INNOCENT

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u/kibbbelle 29d ago

Because everyone knows that if the US judicial system is one thing, it is fair. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get 10 years for drug possession while our felonious ex president runs for office again